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What a tough choice in the general election!

Let's consider the following points on the two main parties.

On the one hand the Conservative Boris Johnson is a bit of a rascal with the ladies and can sometimes bend the truth a bit, he’s also a bit posh.

And on the other hand...

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn:

• Invited two Irish Republican Army (IRA) members to parliament two weeks after the Brighton bombing.
• Attended Bloody Sunday commemoration with bomber Brendan McKenna.
• Attended meeting with Provisional IRA member Raymond McCartney.
• Hosted IRA linked Mitchell McLaughlin in parliament.
• Spoke alongside IRA terrorist Martina Anderson.
• Attended Sinn Fein dinner with IRA bomber Gerry Kelly.
• Chaired Irish republican event with IRA bomber Brendan MacFarlane.
• Attended Bobby Sands commemoration honouring IRA terrorists.
• Stood in minute’s silence for IRA gunmen shot dead by the SAS.
• Refused to condemn the IRA in Sky News interview.
• Refused to condemn the IRA on Question Time.
• Refused to condemn IRA violence in BBC radio interview.
• Signed Early Day Motion (EDM) in Parliament after IRA Poppy massacre massacre blaming Britain for the deaths.
• Arrested while protesting in support of Brighton bomber’s co-defendants.
• Lobbied government to improve visiting conditions for IRA killers.
• Attended Irish republican event calling for armed conflict against Britain.
• Hired suspected IRA man Ronan Bennett as a parliamentary assistant.
• Hired another aide closely linked to several convicted IRA terrorists.
• Heavily involved with IRA sympathising newspaper London Labour Briefing.
• Put up £20,000 bail money for IRA terror suspect Roisin McAliskey.
• Didn’t support IRA ceasefire.
• Said Hamas and Hezbollah are his “friends“.
• Called for Hamas to be removed from terror banned list.
• Called Hamas “serious and hard-working“.
• Attended wreath-laying at grave of Munich massacre terrorist.
• Attended conference with Hamas and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP).
• Photographed smiling with Hezbollah flag.
• Attended rally with Hezbollah and Al-Muhajiroun.
• Repeatedly shared platforms with PFLP plane hijacker.
• Hired aide who praised Hamas’ “spirit of resistance“.
• Accepted £20,000 from state TV channel of terror-sponsoring Iranian regime.
• Opposed banning Britons from travelling to Syria to fight for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
• Defended rights of fighters returning from Syria.
• Said ISIS supporters should not be prosecuted.
• Compared fighters returning from Syria to Nelson Mandela.
• Said the death of Osama Bin Laden was a “tragedy“.
• Wouldn’t sanction drone strike to kill ISIS leader.
• Voted to allow ISIS fighters to return from Syria.
• Opposed shoot to kill.
• Attended event organised by terrorist sympathising IHRC.
• Signed letter defending Lockerbie bombing suspects.
• Wrote letter in support of conman accused of fundraising for ISIS.
• Spoke of “friendship” with Mo Kozbar, who called for destruction of Israel.
• Attended event with Abdullah Djaballah, who called for holy war against UK.
• Called drone strikes against terrorists “obscene”.
• Boasted about “opposing anti-terror legislation”.
• Said laws banning jihadis from returning to Britain are “strange”.
• Accepted £5,000 donation from terror supporter Ted Honderich.
• Accepted £2,800 trip to Gaza from banned Islamist organisation Interpal.
• Called Ibrahim Hewitt, extremist and chair of Interpal, a “very good friend”.
• Accepted two more trips from the pro-Hamas group the Popular Resistance Committees (PRC).
• Speaker at conference hosted by pro-Hamas group Middle East Monitor (MEMO).
• Met Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh several times.
• Hosted meeting with Mousa Abu Maria of banned group Islamic Jihad.
• Patron of Palestine Solidarity Campaign – marches attended by Hezbollah.
• Said we should not make “value judgements” about Britons who fight for ISIS.
• Received endorsement from Hamas.
• Attended event with Islamic extremist Suliman Gani.
• Chaired Stop the War, who praised “internationalism and solidarity” of ISIS.
• Praised Raed Salah, who was jailed for inciting violence in Israel.
• Signed letter defending jihadist advocacy group Cage.
• Met Dyab Jahjah, who praised the killing of British soldiers.
• Shared platform with representative of extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.
• Compared ISIS to US military in interview on Russia Today.
• Opposed proscription of Hizb ut-Tahrir.
• Attended conference which called on Iraqis to kill British soldiers.
• Attended Al-Quds Day demonstration in support of destruction of Israel.
• Supported Hamas and ISIS-linked Viva Palestina group.
• Attended protest with Islamic extremist Moazzam Begg.
• Made the “case for Iran” at event hosted by Khomeinist group.
• Photographed smiling with Azzam Tamimi, who backed suicide bombings.
• Photographed with Abdel Atwan, who sympathised with attacks on US troops.
• Said Hamas should “have tea with the Queen”.
• Attended ‘Meet the Resistance’ event with Hezbollah MP Hussein El Haj.
• Attended event with Haifa Zangana, who praised Palestinian “mujahideen”.
• Defended the infamous anti-Semitic Hamas supporter Stephen Sizer.
• Attended event with pro-Hamas and Hezbollah group Naturei Karta.
• Backed Holocaust denying anti-Zionist extremist Paul Eisen.
• Photographed with Abdul Raoof Al Shayeb, later jailed for terror offences.
• Mocked “anti-terror hysteria” while opposing powers for security services.
• Named on speakers list for conference with Hamas sympathiser Ismail Patel.
• Criticised drone strike that killed Jihadi John.
• Said the 7/7 bombers had been denied “hope and opportunity”.
• Said 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like bin Laden was responsible.
• Failed to unequivocally condemn the 9/11 attacks.
• Called Columbian terror group M-19 “comrades”.
• Blamed beheading of Alan Henning on Britain.
• Gave speech in support of Gaddafi regime.
• Signed EDM spinning for Slobodan Milosevic.
• Blamed Tunisia terror attack on “austerity”.
• Voted against banning support for the IRA.
• Voted against the Prevention of Terrorism Act three times during the Troubles.
• Voted against emergency counter-terror laws after 9/11.
• Voted against stricter punishments for being a member of a terror group.
• Voted against criminalising the encouragement of terrorism.
• Voted against banning al-Qaeda.
• Voted against outlawing the glorification of terror.
• Voted against control orders.
• Voted against increased funding for the security services to combat terrorism.

So it’s a tricky one really!

 

FINALLY!

 

Music and lyrics by Canaan's Banana

Lyrics

• I'm a psychopath, my name is Bob Mugabe,
• I'm the number one banana in Zimbabwe,
• I haven't got a clue,
• So I blame everything on you,
• And the whiteys from London to Harare.

• Bob's your uncle, Bob's your auntie, Bob's your mam and Bob's your dad,
• Bob's the long-lost relative you never knew you had,
• He's mean, he's rude, he's ugly and he's been there too long now,
• He stole the last election and he's married to a cow,
• PW's black brother, he's the man that time forgot,
• If he ever does any wrong it's all a racist plot,
• The father of the nation who abuses all his kids,
• He took a wealthy country and he put it on the skids.

• Down near the tip of Africa there's terror in the air,
• A tinpot tyrant rules the roost, his country worse for wear,
• Bob Gabriel Mugabe got a lot to answer for,
• 'Cos he the presidential crook who can defy the law,
• Nobody goes to work today, 'cos unemployment's rife,
• Moyo lies, the press complies, Bob's president-for-life,
• Of course he won't capitulate, of course he won't resign,
• There's plenty diamonds in the Congo he still plans to mine.

• Bob's your uncle, Bob's your auntie, Bob's your mam and Bob's your dad,
• Bob chased away the farmers but he's really not that bad,
• Who cares about economy, the famine or the war,
• Bob say any time we like we come back we take more!
• Democracy Zimbabwe-style - oh what a wondrous thing,
• Gaddafi pays our petrol bills, Mbeki lets us sing,
• Bob cook the books, Bob steal the show, Bob make sure that he wins,
• Some say that Bob's the punishment for all Africa's sins.

• Homophobia, megalomania, ignorance and cheek,
• Hypocrisy, dishonesty, dictator of the week,
• What human rights? What dignity? The dignity is mine!
• Play the game, do things my way, I'm sure we'll get on fine,
• So what's this "quiet diplomacy"? How long must people weep?
• It can't be right to let Bob run Zimbabwe in his sleep,
• 'Cos, he's run it into ruin
• And he's run it into debt
• If only Bob Mugabe hadn't run for president.

• The lands would all be planted there'd be food upon the shelf,
• The UN aid that does arrive he keeps all to himself,
• We wouldn't have to queue for fuel, we'd all be pretty safe,
• From ZANU thugs with bloodshot eyes from smoking too much skyf.
• What brought him to our country, someone throw the bastard out,
• Perhaps a gay, white farmer could come give the clot a clout,
• And when his days are over and they've locked him in the cell,
• We'll bring out our next single - MUGABE GO TO HELL!!

• Repeat to end line 4. Repeat line 4 twice again
• [Laughter] - "So what's skyf, hey?" [Laughter]
• "Make it before the cops take it"

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