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What a tough choice in the general election!

Let's consider the following points on the two main parties.

On the one hand the Conservative Boris Johnson is a bit of a rascal with the ladies and can sometimes bend the truth a bit, he’s also a bit posh.

And on the other hand...

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn:

  • Invited two Irish Republican Army (IRA) members to parliament two weeks after the Brighton bombing.
  • Attended Bloody Sunday commemoration with bomber Brendan McKenna.
  • Attended meeting with Provisional IRA member Raymond McCartney.
  • Hosted IRA linked Mitchell McLaughlin in parliament.
  • Spoke alongside IRA terrorist Martina Anderson.
  • Attended Sinn Fein dinner with IRA bomber Gerry Kelly.
  • Chaired Irish republican event with IRA bomber Brendan MacFarlane.
  • Attended Bobby Sands commemoration honouring IRA terrorists.
  • Stood in minute’s silence for IRA gunmen shot dead by the SAS.
  • Refused to condemn the IRA in Sky News interview.
  • Refused to condemn the IRA on Question Time.
  • Refused to condemn IRA violence in BBC radio interview.
  • Signed Early Day Motion (EDM) in Parliament after IRA Poppy massacre massacre blaming Britain for the deaths.
  • Arrested while protesting in support of Brighton bomber’s co-defendants.
  • Lobbied government to improve visiting conditions for IRA killers.
  • Attended Irish republican event calling for armed conflict against Britain.
  • Hired suspected IRA man Ronan Bennett as a parliamentary assistant.
  • Hired another aide closely linked to several convicted IRA terrorists.
  • Heavily involved with IRA sympathising newspaper London Labour Briefing.
  • Put up £20,000 bail money for IRA terror suspect Roisin McAliskey.
  • Didn’t support IRA ceasefire.
  • Said Hamas and Hezbollah are his “friends“.
  • Called for Hamas to be removed from terror banned list.
  • Called Hamas “serious and hard-working“.
  • Attended wreath-laying at grave of Munich massacre terrorist.
  • Attended conference with Hamas and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP).
  • Photographed smiling with Hezbollah flag.
  • Attended rally with Hezbollah and Al-Muhajiroun.
  • Repeatedly shared platforms with PFLP plane hijacker.
  • Hired aide who praised Hamas’ “spirit of resistance“.
  • Accepted £20,000 from state TV channel of terror-sponsoring Iranian regime.
  • Opposed banning Britons from travelling to Syria to fight for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).
  • Defended rights of fighters returning from Syria.
  • Said ISIS supporters should not be prosecuted.
  • Compared fighters returning from Syria to Nelson Mandela.
  • Said the death of Osama Bin Laden was a “tragedy“.
  • Wouldn’t sanction drone strike to kill ISIS leader.
  • Voted to allow ISIS fighters to return from Syria.
  • Opposed shoot to kill.
  • Attended event organised by terrorist sympathising IHRC.
  • Signed letter defending Lockerbie bombing suspects.
  • Wrote letter in support of conman accused of fundraising for ISIS.
  • Spoke of “friendship” with Mo Kozbar, who called for destruction of Israel.
  • Attended event with Abdullah Djaballah, who called for holy war against UK.
  • Called drone strikes against terrorists “obscene”.
  • Boasted about “opposing anti-terror legislation”.
  • Said laws banning jihadis from returning to Britain are “strange”.
  • Accepted £5,000 donation from terror supporter Ted Honderich.
  • Accepted £2,800 trip to Gaza from banned Islamist organisation Interpal.
  • Called Ibrahim Hewitt, extremist and chair of Interpal, a “very good friend”.
  • Accepted two more trips from the pro-Hamas group the Popular Resistance Committees (PRC).
  • Speaker at conference hosted by pro-Hamas group Middle East Monitor (MEMO).
  • Met Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh several times.
  • Hosted meeting with Mousa Abu Maria of banned group Islamic Jihad.
  • Patron of Palestine Solidarity Campaign – marches attended by Hezbollah.
  • Said we should not make “value judgements” about Britons who fight for ISIS.
  • Received endorsement from Hamas.
  • Attended event with Islamic extremist Suliman Gani.
  • Chaired Stop the War, who praised “internationalism and solidarity” of ISIS.
  • Praised Raed Salah, who was jailed for inciting violence in Israel.
  • Signed letter defending jihadist advocacy group Cage.
  • Met Dyab Jahjah, who praised the killing of British soldiers.
  • Shared platform with representative of extremist cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.
  • Compared ISIS to US military in interview on Russia Today.
  • Opposed proscription of Hizb ut-Tahrir.
  • Attended conference which called on Iraqis to kill British soldiers.
  • Attended Al-Quds Day demonstration in support of destruction of Israel.
  • Supported Hamas and ISIS-linked Viva Palestina group.
  • Attended protest with Islamic extremist Moazzam Begg.
  • Made the “case for Iran” at event hosted by Khomeinist group.
  • Photographed smiling with Azzam Tamimi, who backed suicide bombings.
  • Photographed with Abdel Atwan, who sympathised with attacks on US troops.
  • Said Hamas should “have tea with the Queen”.
  • Attended ‘Meet the Resistance’ event with Hezbollah MP Hussein El Haj.
  • Attended event with Haifa Zangana, who praised Palestinian “mujahideen”.
  • Defended the infamous anti-Semitic Hamas supporter Stephen Sizer.
  • Attended event with pro-Hamas and Hezbollah group Naturei Karta.
  • Backed Holocaust denying anti-Zionist extremist Paul Eisen.
  • Photographed with Abdul Raoof Al Shayeb, later jailed for terror offences.
  • Mocked “anti-terror hysteria” while opposing powers for security services.
  • Named on speakers list for conference with Hamas sympathiser Ismail Patel.
  • Criticised drone strike that killed Jihadi John.
  • Said the 7/7 bombers had been denied “hope and opportunity”.
  • Said 9/11 was “manipulated” to make it look like bin Laden was responsible.
  • Failed to unequivocally condemn the 9/11 attacks.
  • Called Columbian terror group M-19 “comrades”.
  • Blamed beheading of Alan Henning on Britain.
  • Gave speech in support of Gaddafi regime.
  • Signed EDM spinning for Slobodan Milosevic.
  • Blamed Tunisia terror attack on “austerity”.
  • Voted against banning support for the IRA.
  • Voted against the Prevention of Terrorism Act three times during the Troubles.
  • Voted against emergency counter-terror laws after 9/11.
  • Voted against stricter punishments for being a member of a terror group.
  • Voted against criminalising the encouragement of terrorism.
  • Voted against banning al-Qaeda.
  • Voted against outlawing the glorification of terror.
  • Voted against control orders.
  • Voted against increased funding for the security services to combat terrorism.

So it’s a tricky one really!

 

 

Goodbye Bob

FINALLY!

Bob is gone!

 

Music and lyrics by Canaan's Banana

Lyrics

  • I'm a psychopath, my name is Bob Mugabe,
  • I'm the number one banana in Zimbabwe,
  • I haven't got a clue,
  • So I blame everything on you,
  • And the whiteys from London to Harare.
  • Bob's your uncle, Bob's your auntie, Bob's your mam and Bob's your dad,
  • Bob's the long-lost relative you never knew you had,
  • He's mean, he's rude, he's ugly and he's been there too long now,
  • He stole the last election and he's married to a cow,
  • PW's black brother, he's the man that time forgot,
  • If he ever does any wrong it's all a racist plot,
  • The father of the nation who abuses all his kids,
  • He took a wealthy country and he put it on the skids.
  • Down near the tip of Africa there's terror in the air,
  • A tinpot tyrant rules the roost, his country worse for wear,
  • Bob Gabriel Mugabe got a lot to answer for,
  • 'Cos he the presidential crook who can defy the law,
  • Nobody goes to work today, 'cos unemployment's rife,
  • Moyo lies, the press complies, Bob's president-for-life,
  • Of course he won't capitulate, of course he won't resign,
  • There's plenty diamonds in the Congo he still plans to mine.
  • Bob's your uncle, Bob's your auntie, Bob's your mam and Bob's your dad,
  • Bob chased away the farmers but he's really not that bad,
  • Who cares about economy, the famine or the war,
  • Bob say any time we like we come back we take more!
  • Democracy Zimbabwe-style - oh what a wondrous thing,
  • Gaddafi pays our petrol bills, Mbeki lets us sing,
  • Bob cook the books, Bob steal the show, Bob make sure that he wins,
  • Some say that Bob's the punishment for all Africa's sins.
  • Homophobia, megalomania, ignorance and cheek,
  • Hypocrisy, dishonesty, dictator of the week,
  • What human rights? What dignity? The dignity is mine!
  • Play the game, do things my way, I'm sure we'll get on fine,
  • So what's this "quiet diplomacy"? How long must people weep?
  • It can't be right to let Bob run Zimbabwe in his sleep,
  • 'Cos, he's run it into ruin
  • And he's run it into debt
  • If only Bob Mugabe hadn't run for president.
  • The lands would all be planted there'd be food upon the shelf,
  • The UN aid that does arrive he keeps all to himself,
  • We wouldn't have to queue for fuel, we'd all be pretty safe,
  • From ZANU thugs with bloodshot eyes from smoking too much skyf.
  • What brought him to our country, someone throw the bastard out,
  • Perhaps a gay, white farmer could come give the clot a clout,
  • And when his days are over and they've locked him in the cell,
  • We'll bring out our next single - MUGABE GO TO HELL!!
  • Repeat to end line 4. Repeat line 4 twice again
  • [Laughter] - "So what's skyf, hey?" [Laughter]
  • "Make it before the cops take it"
 

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