1999 (The Jupiter Impact of 2009)
The Photomixers
Parody lyrics by Kelly Fast
(a parody of Prince's "1999")
- At the summit when I wrote this, forgive me but my head is sore.
- I feel I'm in a time warp, déjà vu, been here before.
- The irritated atmosphere is sporting a familiar bruise.
- As with Shoemaker-Levy 9 we know there is no time to lose.
- Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
- But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!
- Wesley caught post-impact, observatories rushed to see.
- IRTF, Gemini, Keck II and HST.
- Morphology and altitude, certainly an impact site.
- Spectroscopy and imaging, we'll rock that planet tonight!
- Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
- But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!
- Dynamics, photochemistry, there is so much to be learned.
- Twice in a lifetime, leave no asteroid or comet unturned.
- SL9 was crazy, makes this loner seem so serene.
- Still this is something that we wish Gene could have seen.
- Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
- But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!