1999 (The Jupiter Impact of 2009)

The Photomixers

 

Parody lyrics by Kelly Fast

(a parody of Prince's "1999")

  • At the summit when I wrote this, forgive me but my head is sore.
  • I feel I'm in a time warp, déjà vu, been here before.
  • The irritated atmosphere is sporting a familiar bruise.
  • As with Shoemaker-Levy 9 we know there is no time to lose.
  • Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
  • But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!
  • Wesley caught post-impact, observatories rushed to see.
  • IRTF, Gemini, Keck II and HST.
  • Morphology and altitude, certainly an impact site.
  • Spectroscopy and imaging, we'll rock that planet tonight!
  • Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
  • But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!
  • Dynamics, photochemistry, there is so much to be learned.
  • Twice in a lifetime, leave no asteroid or comet unturned.
  • SL9 was crazy, makes this loner seem so serene.
  • Still this is something that we wish Gene could have seen.
  • Ju-pi-ter two thousand zero niner, never thought we'd see any more.
  • But tonight there was an impact as in 1994!